why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
and the award for unexpected turns goes to
(Source: imjust-a-girl)
pppppppppreach
Pissed off at people who say, “eating disorders are disgusting”.
It’s a disorder.
That’s the equivalent of saying depression or cancer is disgusting, something to be ashamed of.
you haven’t experienced true pain until you’ve played candy crush and have one move left and one jelly left to clear and there’s no way you can do it
i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them
do you need a hug
i think we all need a hug
I just feel like I forever fucked things up last year, and nothing will ever be what it was.
Maybe that’s why I’m so afraid to speak my mind. Because shit falls apart whenever I do.
Dear future husband, if this doesn’t happen I want a divorce.
Dear future wife, if I don’t do this. Please divorce me.
okay so who thinks the above commenters should marry each other?
I ship it
I’m just being selfish but that really hurt…. /:
(Source: tentoo)
